Not only is the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland getting a new Redhead, but Disney is also adding a Fastpass and Maxpass for this particular attraction.
The Disneyland ride will be rolling out updates June 8th, 2018. And while I’ve personally never had a long wait time for Pirates, I’m curious how the Fastpass will effect the wait times. And if you didn’t know, the “wench auction” is being completely redone with a new redhead pirate and a supposedly much more feminine friendly scene. But these are pirates we’re talking about! We wants the Redhead!
Walt Disney World has already updated their Pirates of the Caribbean attraction with a new Redhead pirate (named Redd) and her interest is in selling rum.
Apparently they’re not auctioning off wenches but items of value. Like…chickens. I like that Disney is upgrading their rides but this isn’t something I necessarily needed to be changed. What do you think? Is it about time Disney gets with the times or are they being too politically correct? Also, since when did a pirate actively try to sell rum and not take it for themselves? Riddle me that.
Last but not least, since Redd is garnering so much attention, park guests can now MEET said character walking about New Orleans square. Given that she A. never had a speaking role until now and B. only wants to sell rum, I don’t know what her personality is going to be like if I met her in person. Will she know Jack Sparrow? Will she have history with him that we don’t know about? Will she talk about the auction and is she prepared to answer questions like, “Hey, remember when you were being sold in the wench auction?” Looking forward to those awkward interactions!
